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Yeah...I liked it. Some of the speech (particularly from Gollum) didn't really fit, but that couldn't have been helped, so it wasn't your fault. Also it was kinda strange at the end where Gollum floated at a high speed through the air, crashed in to Dr. Phil causing a shower of green stars and dust and turned him in to a skeleton. That was a little confusing. But overall, very nice animation.
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"Nice piece-o'-porn. Pity about the sound..."
Nice stuff, an unfathomable combination of genres though... a porno witha storyline...wow...but anyway nice stuff, try and alter the music though because having some guy continously yelling down my ear isn't so enjoyable...nice overall. Keep up the good work.
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"(I really gotta improve my titles...)"
Very nicely done, excellent phrases instead of the stereotypical moaning and one HAWT lady. Altogether that was an impressive piece of work.
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So by cutting and pasting some badly animated and extremely bad quality sprites, one single background and inserting random music tracks as a PORNO movie, you think people will enjoy it? God, now I've heard everything...
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You made me cry with this. Really you did. That video sucked every drop of water from my poor burnt eyes. Please just leave and never return unless it is a video that wasn't made using Paint. (P.S 9 for music because of the song Punk. Other than that it was all bullcrap)
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The title sorta explains my whole review. This is the type of random stuff that makes me have bed-wettingly scary nightmares for a month.
Nah only joking. It was very random and lacked in any point of existing, but other than that it was ok...ish. Oh and the 7 for violence was for J smooth getting "yellow seamen" squirted in his eye lol.
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"Definitely not the best parody i have seen"
OK, it was a good idea to try and make a LOTR parody and it could have been good, but it wasn't. sorry, didn't impress. But you could perhaps make a sequel and
A) make it longer
B) Make it have more substance (what i mean is the whole thing was based on some guy trying too make the actor, who i forget the name of, spice up her lines a little.
C) make it FUNNIER. Parodies aren't parodies if theyre not funny.
Phew. anyway nice try.
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